CBS has released two more clips of Britney Spears on this Monday's "How I Met Your Mother." If you piece together all the clips they have already released you can probably watch the whole episode. Brit Brit's comedic timing sucks, but I'm impressed that she actually memorized lines. Ok, her lines were probably written down on the desk below, but still. Ok, they most likely fed her lines off camera, but that still requires a little bit of memorization skills.

She looks clean and that's all that matters. She still shouldn't quit her day job of mall browsing and Frapp buying.

Steve-O has left the looney bin and is now in rehab seeking treatment. He has taken to his MySpace to write a long ass blog about how he got into booze and drugs. They have computers in rehab? They didn't have computers on "Celebrity Rehab!" This must be the special kind of rehab where you can check your e-mail and do drugs in the bathroom. Steve-O's post is longer than Paris Hilton's hook nose, but here's some of it:

"I know I was always powerless over alcoholism, because it had such a grip on Mom's adulthood and my childhood, and I never chose to fight it."

"We were frequently on airplanes and, before Mom and Dad would find themselves in the embarrassing position of being caught by other passengers with a crying baby, I was fed alcohol. Obviously I don’t have recollections from the time when I was a baby, so this account is pieced together from vague memories of being told stories that are
similar or exactly the same. Mom’s alcoholism truly reared its ugly head when I was eight and nine years old, it was in 1983 that she lied to the family about having lymph node cancer so that she would have an explanation for staying in bed drunk at all hours."

"I can’t believe I just called out my own dead Mom for what’s surely the worst
lie she ever told. I also can’t believe I ever picked up my first drink on my own after the way alcohol ruined her life. God, I miss my Mom."
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I should have told you this yesterday, but there's still time for you to make a TJ Maxx run. Today has been declared "Sweater Day" to celebrate what would have been Mr. Rogers' 80th Birthday.

Mc. McFeely has asked that everyone wear a sweater today! He said, "We’re asking everyone everywhere — from Pittsburgh to Paris — to wear their favorite sweater on that day. It doesn’t have to have a zipper down the front like the one Mister Rogers wore on the program, it just has to be special to you."

Go ahead, put on a sweater. Do it for Daniel Tiger!

I'm pretty sure Teriyaki Boyz is the dumbest group name of all time.

Last night before Amanda Overmeyer had her dreams crushed the country was allowed to enjoy the bustier than ever country crooning of former Idol loser Kelly Pickler. She was looking sexy in her backless red dress and red high heels - which was smart because she sang Red High Heels. She worked the crowd and even did a little eye humping of Simon and Randy which seemed to amuse Paula. All you Idol hopefuls don’t give up because with some hard work, luck, and new boobs you can become a star even if you don’t win it all!

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Kelly Pickler performs on American Idol

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CLICK HERE to watch the premiere of Katy Perry's video for Ur So Gay.

Barbie's gonna be pissed.

Damn that Ken!

The song is named Obsessed With You, and we're obsessed with it!

An indie pop gem, the tune is from a New York group named The Orion Experience.

The chorus is so damn hooky and the back and forth vocals from the male singer and female backup vocalist just takes the tune over the top.

Enjoy the double yum Obsessed With You below. And then CLICK HERE to check out some other songs from The Orion Experience!

I'm going to shave off my eyebrows and work the chola look this summer if Kristy Likes Cocks does not go home tonight on "American Idol." I didn't mean that! Something tells me the country crazies are going to keep her no-talent ass.

For some reason I think the bottom 3 will be the same as last week with the addition of Skunk Head Overmyer. She's definitely going to be in the bottom, because she went first and she sang Back in the USSR. She's no Sigourney Weaver in Heartbreakers. Seriously, Sigourney's version was so hot. Such musicality! Click here to see it if you want to be dazzled.

It was between Chikezie and Ramiele for the other bottom 3 spot. I think Chikezie's harmonica blow job earned him a spot in the bottom.

And below is a clip of Kristy telling Simon Cowell, "I can blow you out of your socks and you know it." Obviously that's the reason why the bitch has been around this long.

Dancing with the Stars sex scandal! Funny shit! It's definitely the most exciting thing that has happened to that show. Well this and Marie Osmond fake fainting. Star Magazine claims Drew Lachey has been cheating on his wife with his former dance partner and mop head, Cheryl Burke. A source claims Cheryl and Drew were fucking during the show's National tour which ended last month.

The source said, "They didn't go very far to cover it up, Cheryl was constantly draped all over Drew. They held hands, had their legs intertwined and were always touching inappropriately."

The affair was brought out into the open when Cheryl's then-boyfriend, Matthew Lawrence, caught them having oral sex in her dressing room in Jacksonville, FL. The next day Drew threatened Matthew and his brother Joey "Woah" Lawrence. He screamed at them, "If you talk about this, I'll bury you Matt. I'll bury you Joey. I'm serious I will hurt you." Scary. Drew is all of 3 feet tall. I'm sure Matthew and Joey were pissing in their panties. Drew wants to keep the affair quiet to save his marriage. He also has a 2-year-old daughter.

Matthew told Star, "There are too many things going on. I can't talk about it." Lawyers for Cheryl and Drew deny the affair.

Cheryl has fucked Matthew Lawrence and now Drew Lachey? She's really fucking her way through the Z-list. There's enough Z-list jizz in her to create the next cast of "The Surreal Life."
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Honestly, this is the best show on the planet! We can not get enough!!!!

Our friends at Bulgarian Idol are back, with a contestant to rival the Ken Lee girl.

CLICK HERE to watch the most horrendously delicious interpretation of Michael Jackson's Bad that will ever be done.

Thank you!!!!

Seal and Heidi Klum were waiting for their car outside Madeo last night when Seal went off on the paps. He called them scum and continued to bark at them. One of paps asked him how he felt and he answered, "Why don't you ask your mother how I feel?" Zing? Heidi just stood there silently. All she had to say was, "You are OUT! Pleeeze leave the sidewalk." Everybody listens to Heidi.

I think Seal just turned me on by acting like such an asshole.

Check out the first single from Clinic's upcoming disc, Do It!