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Douche. Dimwit. Adolescent. Waste(d). Dick.

More photos of Rick Solomon leaving the 'Nobu' restaurant in Malibu are after the jump.

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So, in the midst of all of our technical difficulties, I almost forgot to mention that I had a few sightings last night at my Ralphs grocery store in Studio City. First off, I parked my car and realized that at the rate I was walking toward the elevator in the parking garage, I was going to end up sharing an elevator with Ivan Sergei (whom I've thought was dreamy ever since I saw him in The Opposite of Sex and Jack & Jill) and a woman whom I presume was his girlfriend, since they were holding hands.

I held the elevator door open for them, despite the fact that I'm not big into talking to celebrities (it makes me uncomfortable--unless it's my good buddy, Kevin Bacon, of course) and was rewarded with a friendly bit of small talk from Ivan and his girlfriend. He asked me, "Soooo, how's your day going?" and I rolled my eyes and told them, "I'm so over it." Cause you know, it's so hard being me. We had our moment and they were both very adorable and friendly and we're totally meeting up next weekend for a few games of Parcheesi. OK, I made that up. I don't know how to play Parcheesi.

Then, I rushed through the store, finding the staples I needed and when I reached the fruit and vegetables section, I quickly squeezed past a man pushing a grocery
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Someone get her a job at Interview or something so she can work behind the scenes and then slowly blossom out into the open. Like I'm doing! It's too much, too soon! Rumer Willis appears to have been assured a long time ago that she was going to be a famous icon, and she plans to see that to fruition. She has none of the charisma or talent of her parents, but she's not letting that stop her!

Here she is with other celebs at a screening of "Trembled Blossoms", an animated short, at Prada in Beverly Hills. Some of these chicks need to cut down on the powder. Rumer, for one. And Michelle Trachtenberg. Dawn from Buffy wants to look like beautiful alabaster.

Everyone came out for this one. You've got clinically insane Scientologists, homophobes, and tv polygamists. It's a celeb vortex! Was there a director in the house who's currently casting a flick and needed some ass-licking? I love odd match-ups. I could watch Brooke Shields and Juliette Lewis embrace and laugh together all day. Juliette Lewis knows how to accessorize. Who doesn't love feather earrings like girls wore to
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