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<title>StarMash / Pix and Video Gossip</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:32:37 PDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Nicky Hilton's Eating for Half]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Nicky_Hiltons_Eating_for_Half</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:32:37 PDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Sorry, Nicky Hilton, even that poufy white dress can't make you look any bigger - you are still in Mary-Kate Olson territory. The black tights sure don't help your case.The designing woman sported this awful frock as she headed to Beverly Hills eatery Madeos to have dinner with boyfriend David Katzenberg. Well, at least sit at a table while David eats dinner. Nicky's personal trainer insists that she doesn't have an eating disorder. She's just been too stressed out to eat.What?Come on, girl. Calm down and swallow some protein. I'm sure you know how to do that, when it suits you.  <br/><br/>171 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Word Association: Rick Salomon]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:31:21 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Word_Association_Rick_Salomon</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Photos: FlynetOnline.comDouche. Dimwit. Adolescent. Waste(d). Dick.More photos of Rick Solomon leaving the 'Nobu' restaurant in Malibu are after the jump.<br/><br/>45 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How Britney Stole 'Your Mother' [Be Nicer To Britney Week]]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=How_Britney_Stole_Your_Mother_Be_Nicer_To_Britney_Week</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:30:54 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=How_Britney_Stole_Your_Mother_Be_Nicer_To_Britney_Week</guid>
<description><![CDATA[newVideoPlayer(&quot;urmom2_defamer.flv&quot;, 463, 387,&quot;&quot;);After the chilling lessons of last night's South Park, in which paparazzi and handlers carried on mistreating the surviving bottom-third of Britney...<br/><br/>49 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Miley Goes for a Waxing]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Miley_Goes_for_a_Waxing</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:30:23 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Miley_Goes_for_a_Waxing</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Miley CyrusTMZ.com:  Miley Cyrus is the latest to be immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds New York.The resemblance is uncanny, right down to the plastered on smile. She's the second youngest figure in the museum, after fellow celebuspawn Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.And as far as... Read more<br/><br/>51 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[J. Lo's Twins]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=J-_Los_Twins</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:30:11 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=J-_Los_Twins</guid>
<description><![CDATA[CLICK HERE to see all the photos of Jennifer Lopez's new babies!<br/><br/>63 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jamie Spears Spotted Buying Groceries Looking Over It All]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Jamie_Spears_Spotted_Buying_Groceries_Looking_Over_It_All</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:00:53 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Jamie_Spears_Spotted_Buying_Groceries_Looking_Over_It_All</guid>
<description><![CDATA[So, in the midst of all of our technical difficulties, I almost forgot to mention that I had a few sightings last night at my Ralphs grocery store in Studio City.  First off, I parked my car and realized that at the rate I was walking toward the elevator in the parking garage, I was going to end up sharing an elevator with Ivan Sergei (whom I've thought was dreamy ever since I saw him in The Opposite of Sex and Jack &amp; Jill) and a woman whom I presume was his girlfriend, since they were holding hands.I held the elevator door open for them, despite the fact that I'm not big into talking to celebrities (it makes me uncomfortable--unless it's my good buddy, Kevin Bacon, of course) and was rewarded with a friendly bit of small talk from Ivan and his girlfriend.  He asked me, &quot;Soooo, how's your day going?&quot; and I rolled my eyes and told them, &quot;I'm so over it.&quot;  Cause you know, it's so hard being me.  We had our moment and they were both very adorable and friendly and we're totally meeting up next weekend for a few games of Parcheesi.  OK, I made that up.  I don't know how to play Parcheesi.Then, I rushed through the store, finding the staples I needed and when I reached the fruit and vegetables section, I quickly squeezed past a man pushing a grocery<br/><br/>54 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Who was that unseen member-haver defiling ... [Sex And The City]]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Who_was_that_unseen_member-haver_defiling_---_Sex_And_The_City</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:00:44 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Who_was_that_unseen_member-haver_defiling_---_Sex_And_The_City</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Who was that unseen member-haver defiling Charlotte York Goldenblatt in those naughty photos that wound their way round the internets earlier this week? Page Six identifies him as Eric Stapelman,...<br/><br/>35 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Suicide Victim on Mel's Property in Movie Biz]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Suicide_Victim_on_Mels_Property_in_Movie_Biz</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:00:25 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Suicide_Victim_on_Mels_Property_in_Movie_Biz</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Mel GibsonTMZ.com:  TMZ has learned the man who committed suicide on Mel Gibson's property was a construction foreman on a number of movie sets, including &quot;The Matrix Reloaded,&quot; and &quot;Dr. Dolittle 2,&quot; &quot;Star Trek: Nemesis,&quot; and &quot;Karate Kid II.&quot;We're told the victim is... Read more<br/><br/>71 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Rumer Willis Is Still Tryin']]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Rumer_Willis_Is_Still_Tryin</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:30:45 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Rumer_Willis_Is_Still_Tryin</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Someone get her a job at Interview or something so she can work behind the scenes and then slowly blossom out into the open. Like I'm doing! It's too much, too soon! Rumer Willis appears to have been assured a long time ago that she was going to be a famous icon, and she plans to see that to fruition. She has none of the charisma or talent of her parents, but she's not letting that stop her!Here she is with other celebs at a screening of &quot;Trembled Blossoms&quot;, an animated short, at Prada in Beverly Hills. Some of these chicks need to cut down on the powder. Rumer, for one. And Michelle Trachtenberg. Dawn from Buffy wants to look like beautiful alabaster. Everyone came out for this one. You've got clinically insane Scientologists, homophobes,  and tv polygamists. It's a celeb vortex! Was there a director in the house who's currently casting a flick and needed some ass-licking? I love odd match-ups. I could watch Brooke Shields and Juliette Lewis embrace and laugh together all day. Juliette Lewis knows how to accessorize. Who doesn't love feather earrings like girls wore to <br/><br/>55 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Brooke Shields Is Hot, Trust Her [The Not So Hot Factor]]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Brooke_Shields_Is_Hot_Trust_Her_The_Not_So_Hot_Factor</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:30:35 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Brooke_Shields_Is_Hot_Trust_Her_The_Not_So_Hot_Factor</guid>
<description><![CDATA[newVideoPlayer(&quot;brookedave_defamer.flv&quot;, 463, 387,&quot;&quot;);We haven't associated sexiness with Brooke Shields since...well, scratch that. Even her so-called hot Calvin Klein ads never really did anything...<br/><br/>45 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Klepto-Tastic!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:30:23 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Klepto-Tastic</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Winona Ryder is stealing shit again. (DListed) The Gossip Girls are back! (Pink is the New Blog) (Pink is the New Blog) Mandy Moore is dating Ryan Adams. (PopSugar) I am continually amazed by the hugeness of Kim Kardashian's ass....<br/><br/>43 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[What Made the Hoff Cry on Idol]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=What_Made_the_Hoff_Cry_on_Idol</link>
<comments>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=What_Made_the_Hoff_Cry_on_Idol</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:30:20 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=What_Made_the_Hoff_Cry_on_Idol</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Filed under: Wacky and Weird, American IdolTMZ.com:  David Hasselhoff got a lot of crap for crying on &quot;American Idol&quot; two seasons ago -- but yesterday he told TMZ why it happened, and it's not as cheesy as it looked.Though maybe it was a little bit TMI.See Also    Hoff to Pam: One French Maid,... Read more<br/><br/>49 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Madonna Almost at #1]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Madonna_Almost_at_1</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:30:14 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Madonna_Almost_at_1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Talk about a quick jump!Yesterday we mentioned that Madonna's new album, Hard Candy, was #18 on the Amazon best sellers list for CDs, and it isn't even out &amp;#8217;til April 29th.Well, today the album is at #2!!!!  So awesome!Mimi managed to move up as well. She's currently at #40, but still a far distance from her Madjesty.E=MC2 is out BEFORE Madonna's record (on April 15th), so we're a bit worried about her sales. Hey, at least she's on the list now. Yesterday, Mariah wasn't even on Amazon's top 100!<br/><br/>59 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Phoebe Price: Get to Know the Face]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Phoebe_Price_Get_to_Know_the_Face</link>
<comments>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Phoebe_Price_Get_to_Know_the_Face</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:03:00 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Phoebe_Price_Get_to_Know_the_Face</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Gee, it's been a few days since we checked the pulse on our favorite 'international model,' Phoebe Price.The red-headed red carpet fixture was discovered - as usual - strutting her 'designer fashions' on L.A.'s Robertson Boulevard yesterday.British newspaper Metro UK spoke with the 32-year-old aspiring (cough, cough) actress and got some tips on how to be a paparazzi magnet, just like her: 'Wear color, show a bit of leg, show the boobs sometimes.' Well, her loud, outrageous print takes care of step one.Phoebe will make her big screen debut in the upcoming Steve Carell comedy 'Get Smart', playing a television reporter. For once, she'll have a reason to be on a red carpet.  <br/><br/>154 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Keeping The Cokey Eyes Under Control]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Keeping_The_Cokey_Eyes_Under_Control</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:02:51 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Keeping_The_Cokey_Eyes_Under_Control</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jonathan Rhys Meyers usually has eyes like a marmoset after a 12-day coke bing, but he definitely kept them under control last night. It looks like he took lessons from Tyra Banks in the art of holding a half blink. This is probably a major struggle for JRM, because I doubt the bitch ever blinks. Like ever. Years of drugs use could do that to a person.That lady stache isn't doing a damn thing for him. That's as far as it grows! He totally rubbed Rogaine on his face hoping that shit would grow thicker. Sorry kitten, that's all.Here's JRM with his girlfriend and one of his co-stars at the premiere of at the premiere of &quot;The Tudors - Season 2&quot; in NYC. I tried to get into The Tudors, but it's like porn without the fucking porn. It's so frustrating. I patiently wait for them to rip off their clothes and get into hardcore action, but it never happens. And I'm sorry, but softcore porn does not count as porn.Oh and Peter O'Toole was at the premiere last night. He's really hot and he's totally undressing me with his eyes. I mean, he's undressing me completely including my skin. Those eyes are fucking wide.<br/><br/>187 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Andy Baldwin Gun Show At The Gas Station]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Andy_Baldwin_Gun_Show_At_The_Gas_Station</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:01:25 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Andy_Baldwin_Gun_Show_At_The_Gas_Station</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This looks like a gas fight waiting to happen.  Abtastic Andy Baldwin (of The Bachelor fame) was spotted here in Hawaii doing some shirtless gas pumping at a gas station.  He is back in the U.S. from a recent tour in Iraq and still clearly carrying around some loaded weapons--THOSE GUNS.  Sorry, but I couldn't resist.  On a side note, he's particularly hairless...I don't know how I feel about that.  Kind of uncomfortable.<br/><br/>72 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[So This Is What It Feels Like When Doves Cry [A Call To The Bullpen]]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=So_This_Is_What_It_Feels_Like_When_Doves_Cry_A_Call_To_The_Bullpen</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:01:01 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=So_This_Is_What_It_Feels_Like_When_Doves_Cry_A_Call_To_The_Bullpen</guid>
<description><![CDATA[boomp3.comEthan Hawke was spotted meeting a future version of himself in the meatpacking district of New York City. Future Ethan Hawke, who has travelled back in time seven years, asks present...<br/><br/>36 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Brooke Hogan Realizes Her Mother is Her Mother]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Brooke_Hogan_Realizes_Her_Mother_is_Her_Mother</link>
<comments>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Brooke_Hogan_Realizes_Her_Mother_is_Her_Mother</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:00:28 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Brooke_Hogan_Realizes_Her_Mother_is_Her_Mother</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com:  Brooke Hogan let it all hang out on her blog today about her family's woes, including her parents' nasty split and her brother's car-crash legal mess -- and it's either an emotional tour de force or the worst and longest greeting card ever.&quot;I... Read more<br/><br/>51 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pauly Pulls A Busey]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Pauly_Pulls_A_Busey</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:00:18 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Pauly_Pulls_A_Busey</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Pauly Shore gets a little too close for comfort with Robotits!Vivica A. Fox tries to push the lecherous comedian off her at a party at The Forge in Miami Beach on Wednesday night.The look in her eyes. The positioning of her hand.She's &amp;#8217;bout ready to kick him in the balls! Don't mess with Robotits, honey.[Image via Storms Media Group.]<br/><br/>74 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Thought Bubble: Seriously, I Couldn't Be More Excited About My New Perfume]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Thought_Bubble_Seriously_I_Couldnt_Be_More_Excited_About_My_New_Perfume</link>
<comments>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Thought_Bubble_Seriously_I_Couldnt_Be_More_Excited_About_My_New_Perfume</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:30:48 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Thought_Bubble_Seriously_I_Couldnt_Be_More_Excited_About_My_New_Perfume</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Photos: Getty Images10 more photos of Kimora Lee Simmons attending the launch her new fragrance 'Baby Phat Fabulosity' at the New York Palace after the jump.<br/><br/>65 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Our faith in Lindsay Lohan's discreet, discerning ... [Lindsay Lohan]]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Our_faith_in_Lindsay_Lohans_discreet_discerning_---_Lindsay_Lohan</link>
<comments>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Our_faith_in_Lindsay_Lohans_discreet_discerning_---_Lindsay_Lohan</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:30:38 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Our_faith_in_Lindsay_Lohans_discreet_discerning_---_Lindsay_Lohan</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Our faith in Lindsay Lohan's discreet, discerning tastes in only the highest-grade exploitation is reaffirmed at last, with a helpful tipster pointing us to the very NSFW XTube video from which this...<br/><br/>46 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Disney Ruining the World?]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Disney_Ruining_the_World</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:30:18 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Disney_Ruining_the_World</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Filed under: Celebrity FeudsTMZ.com:  No, not our world, the Small one. According to the LA Times, the family of the woman who helped create &quot;It's a Small World&quot; is begging Disney not to screw up the iconic ride with &quot;idiotic&quot; changes. The ride has been closed since January to upgrade... Read more<br/><br/>69 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Tom Brady's Off-Season Acceleration]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Tom_Bradys_Off-Season_Acceleration</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:02:25 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Tom_Bradys_Off-Season_Acceleration</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Too bad the weather was crappy in New York yesterday. It's obscuring our view of the most common reason why ladies watch football - New England Patriots QB Tom Brady.Tom's returning to his NYC digs with a box of nutritional supplements from XELR8 under his arm. The superstar athlete needs to keep his blood pumping in the off-season. Sometimes even Gisele Bundchen can't do it for him. Just keep that physique looking good, Tom. It's only a few months until you don those football tights again.Yep, that's the image I'll tackle in my dreams tonight.   <br/><br/>162 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Kate Moss Eaten By Fuzzy Snake, Snake Gets Tummy-Ache]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Kate_Moss_Eaten_By_Fuzzy_Snake_Snake_Gets_Tummy-Ache</link>
<comments>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Kate_Moss_Eaten_By_Fuzzy_Snake_Snake_Gets_Tummy-Ache</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:00:55 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Kate_Moss_Eaten_By_Fuzzy_Snake_Snake_Gets_Tummy-Ache</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ha!  Can you imagine the toxic shock a snake would experience by swallowing Kate Moss whole?  I have a feeling it would hallucinate for days during the digestion of her drug-filled body.  Plus, would it really be worth it to enjoy the meager amounts of tough flesh clinging to those supermodel bones of hers?  I think not.Well, as if it weren't enough that the supermodel makes loads of money off a trim body for which she can thank the copious amounts of illicit substances she takes on a daily basis, she's also got good luck when it comes to gambling.  The model was spotted leaving Aspinall's casino the other night, carrying what appeared to be an impressive sum of cash.  Nice.  I wonder if she's going to add gambling to her laundry list of addictions.  Remind me to open up a casino in London that sells black leggings and cocaine.  I have a feeling I could get a lot of business.<br/><br/>45 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Sad news from London notes the death of Paul ... [Celeb Deaths]]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:00:47 PDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Sad news from London notes the death of Paul Scofield, the British stage and screen legend who won the Best Actor Oscar in 1966 for his performance as Sir Thomas More in A Man For All Seasons. He was...<br/><br/>37 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How Low Can LiLo's Ex Go?  Sex Tape Scandal]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=How_Low_Can_LiLos_Ex_Go__Sex_Tape_Scandal</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:00:18 PDT</pubDate>
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<category>Celeb Gossip</category>
<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=How_Low_Can_LiLos_Ex_Go__Sex_Tape_Scandal</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, Lindsay LohanTMZ.com:  So there's a couple o' still pics zooming around the Internet today....purportedly from a sex tape featuring Lindsay Lohan and ex-ex-ex-ex-boyfriend Calum Best. ...aka scumbag.But no one would be surprised if Best, renowned on more than one continent... Read more<br/><br/>56 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ellen Giving Back]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:00:09 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Ellen_Giving_Back</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It's nice to see people doing good every once in a while.Ellen DeGeneres has been confirmed to once again join Ryan Seacrest as host of Idol Gives Back on Fox, as part of the yearly American Idol benefit special.  The special is set to air on Wednesday, April 9th.The celebs are coming in full force this year as well.  Set to participate are Brad Pitt, Bono, Reese Witherspoon, John Legend, Snoop Dogg, Carrie Underwood, and several others. The performance lineup is also looking good, with acts like Maroon 5, The Clark Brothers, Boyz II Men (wait, they still perform?), and everyone's favoritest latina Gloria Estefan.Hopefully with the help of so many viewers, the benefit can help raise millions of dollars this year to fund various charities worldwide.  Last year they raised $78 million.  Let's hope this year they make it to $100 mil. We'll be donating.  We hope U will too!   <br/><br/>79 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jonathan Rhys Meyers: King for a Day in NYC]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:32:47 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Jonathan_Rhys_Meyers_King_for_a_Day_in_NYC</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It alway looks like it's 4:20 in Jonathan Rhys Meyers' world. The dreamy Irish actor ruled the red carpet for last night's screening of the season two opener for Showtime's 'The Tudors' at the Sheraton New York Hotel &amp;amp; Towers.In the bodice-ripping series, Jonathan plays a young and svelte King Henry VIII - who had a little problem making marriages work. Going through six wives, Henry was like a male Liz Taylor, but preferring decapitation over divorce. Jonathan was accompanied by long-time girlfriend Reena Hammer, but he has no plans to make Reena his queen anytime soon. Smart move. Divorce is a tough fight in court. Decapitation is even harder.   <br/><br/>172 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Better In Wax]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:32:25 PDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Miley Cyrus got her own wax figure at Madam Tussauds in NYC today. She's really made it! It looks  just like her. I wonder where they got the jumbo chiclets from. Well, the girl's got big big ass teefs! It's a blessing. She can probably eat a whole row of corn in one swoop. Only the heavens above will give you that kind of gift.Little children that worship Miley Cyrus scare me. I know a few of them. They throw me the evil side eye the minute I start to say anything negative about her. I usually don't say another word. I've seen the Twilight Zone and I'm not about to be wished into the cornfield.<br/><br/>114 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cameron Diaz Buys Some Shoes, Enjoys Dog]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:31:10 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Cameron_Diaz_Buys_Some_Shoes_Enjoys_Dog</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Here's Cameron Diaz trying on some shoes at Barney's New York In Beverly Hills. It's just your average, everyday shoe shopping trip. Except this ain't Payless and Cameron can afford the entire store.Cameron reportedly seemed relaxed until she noticed the paps were snapping her. She then turned her back so no one would know whether she had bad taste or not.An eyewitness reports that she was shopping in Barney's and Cameron was &quot;slobbering&quot; over the eyewitnesses' dog. The woman reports that when she left with the dog, the paparazzi were all over the pooch, too. Well, think about it. It's a mystical experience. It's like the fountain at Lourdes. Cameron Diaz petted your dog. It's like the dog was touched by the hand of Jesus, except Jesus doesn't smell like weed.<br/><br/>54 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Eliot Spitzer sought by Playgirl]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:31:01 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Eliot_Spitzer_sought_by_Playgirl</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Since I have been giving a decent amount of coverage to Ashley Alexandra Dupre, it's only fair that I report on Eliot Spitzer's post-resignation offers. It looks like Playgirl is countering Ashley's $1 million Hustler deal and wants the former governor to debrief (witty!) himself in a full nude photo shoot, according to their official blog:Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com?Spitzer, old chum, I say do it. I did a shoot for Playgirl back in the day and those folks are nothing but professional. I mean, the way they called security when I showed up naked on a random set was top notch. Those guys really knew how to pry my steel grip from the stuffed polar bear I mounted in the scenery. I was going for a Grizzly Adams meets James Bond look. Unfortunately, it turned into more of a TASER beam meets testicle look. I pee sitting down now.Photo: Getty Images<br/><br/>25 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Audrina Patridge Wants All Three Of Her Fans To Know That Those Nudie Pics Were Art [Art Porn]]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Audrina_Patridge_Wants_All_Three_Of_Her_Fans_To_Know_That_Those_Nudie_Pics_Were_Art_Art_Porn</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:30:53 PDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The latest trendy excuse floating through the manipulative minds of Young Hollywood? Nude photo shoots are totally artistic! As we reported yesterday, Hills sidekick and all-around Mensa candidate...<br/><br/>38 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[TMZ in the Dogg House]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:30:26 PDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Filed under: Music, Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com:  A member of Snoop Dogg's entourage went to extreme lengths to block our photog's shot outside his CD release party last night -- accusing us of never saying anything positive.What gives?! Snoop used to love TMZ ... one female staffer in... Read more<br/><br/>56 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Trainwreckalicious]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:30:22 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Trainwreckalicious-1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ex-Atomic Kitten, Kerry Katona, seems to be the closest thing England has to the Sam Lufti-era Britney Spears (we're glad she's doing better).Katona is preggers and just checked into the renowned UK celeb rehab facility, The Priory.The work on her UK MTV reality show stopped cause she was on the verge of a nervous breakdown.Sources close to Katona assert that intense media scrutiny has taken a toll on the reality star.The English press has been on her ass hard since the beginning of the year!  She supposedly was doing coke New Year's eve pregnant and recently, her husband was accused of cheating on her with a barmaid, who told reporters that Katona's husband admitted that he married for the money.Kerry's spokeswhore claims, &quot;Kerry has not suffered a nervous breakdown.  She suffers from bipolar disorder and is just feeling a little down.&quot;This is Katona's 4th visit to The Priory.[Image via WENN.]<br/><br/>64 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Kate Beckinsale Craves a Taste of Home]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:02:16 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Kate_Beckinsale_Craves_a_Taste_of_Home</guid>
<description><![CDATA[You can take Kate Beckinsale out of England, but you can't take the England out of Kate Beckinsale. The 'Underworld' star and hubby Len Wiseman stocked up on British comestibles yesterday at the Tudor House in Santa Monica.Apparently the gal just can't live without her HP Sauce, clotted cream and Cadbury Flake bars. (Okay, I'll admit the candy's pretty good.) Did you ever wonder why Kate is always seen walking around, rather than driving? Well, the clever Brit was unable to pass the written test for her drivers' license, and therefore can't operate a vehicle in the States. Why not just study for the test and take it again? Come on, Britney, Paris and Lindsay have all passed.  <br/><br/>185 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[It's &quot;Let's Sue Oprah&quot; Day!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:01:59 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Its_Lets_Sue_Oprah_Day</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Oprah now has two beautiful new lawsuits on her desk for two different things.The first! Oprah is being sued by a woman who claimed the reality show &quot;Oprah's Big Give&quot; was her idea. Darlene Tracy pitched the idea for a show called &quot;The Philanthropist&quot; to Harpo Productions in 2005. Darlene's show wanted to challenge contestants to help the needy. This is exactly the same premise as Oprah's new reality baby. In 2006, Darlene tried to get the show from hitting the air, but a judge shot her down. Darlene has now hired a lawyer and filed an appeal. Harpo productions told the NYDN, &quot;We agree with the judge that [Tracy's] claims against Harpo Productions, Inc. are without merit. We are confident that the Court of Appeals will agree that Tracy has no claim.&quot;Darlene has a better shot at giving birth to Angelina Jolie's next adopted child then winning a lawsuit against Oprah Winfrey. That's like if I sued Jesus! Darlene better lock her doors at night, sleep with one eye open and keep a Gayle King photo near her bed. You don't eff around with Ope.Now for the second lawsuit! Orit Greenberg is suing Harpo after she claims crazed Oprah audience members caused her to fall down the stairs. Orit said she went to a taping of the Oprah show in 2006. She was kept in a holding area with the other audience members. A staff member then instructed <br/><br/>108 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hey Carmen, Sign My Abs!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:01:50 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Hey_Carmen_Sign_My_Abs</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Carmen Electra and new boyfriend Rob Patterson went to Villa last night and signed the bare torso of an excited fan. Haven't we seen those guys before?<br/><br/>94 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Liev Schreiber and Simon Baker Show Off The Goods]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:00:54 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Liev_Schreiber_and_Simon_Baker_Show_Off_The_Goods</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Liev Schreiber and Simon Baker are taking the pressure off their beach-loving friend, Hugh Jackman, and dutifully providing us with some opportunities to show some of their well-toned skin and muscles and stuff on Bondi Beach in Sydney.  Liev, who co-stars with Hugh in their upcoming film, Wolverine, is in Australia filming another movie, Defiance.  I had forgotten all about Simon Baker since I saw him back in Something New with Sanaa Lathan and well...let's just say, that love scene that starts in her foyer and ends with her painting her toes makes me very happy.The two buds took a vacation on the beach with their families and I think Hugh might need to think about kicking it up a notch if he wants to keep our attention.  I'm thinking shirtless cartwheels could be nice.  The ball's in your co<br/><br/>73 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA['CSI': Magic Mountain [Trade Roundup]]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:00:46 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=CSI_Magic_Mountain_Trade_Roundup</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&amp;middot; A half-hour CSI stage show at Magic Mountain will allow visitors to Six Flags to &quot;witness a fake crime, then guide them through the 'whodunit' process,&quot; before shuffling them through...<br/><br/>55 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Nick from &quot;Family Ties&quot;: 'Memba Him?!]]></title>
<link>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Nick_from_Family_Ties_Memba_Him</link>
<comments>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Nick_from_Family_Ties_Memba_Him</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:00:21 PDT</pubDate>
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<guid>http://starmash.com/story.php?title=Nick_from_Family_Ties_Memba_Him</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Filed under: TV, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!TMZ.com: For a hot minute in the '80s, Scott Valentine became somewhat famous playing Justine Bateman's dim-witted boyfriend, Nick Moore, on &quot;Family Ties.&quot; Guess what he looks like now!... Read more<br/><br/>67 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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