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Douche. Dimwit. Adolescent. Waste(d). Dick.

More photos of Rick Solomon leaving the 'Nobu' restaurant in Malibu are after the jump.

So, in the midst of all of our technical difficulties, I almost forgot to mention that I had a few sightings last night at my Ralphs grocery store in Studio City. First off, I parked my car and realized that at the rate I was walking toward the elevator in the parking garage, I was going to end up sharing an elevator with Ivan Sergei (whom I've thought was dreamy ever since I saw him in The Opposite of Sex and Jack & Jill) and a woman whom I presume was his girlfriend, since they were holding hands.

I held the elevator door open for them, despite the fact that I'm not big into talking to celebrities (it makes me uncomfortable--unless it's my good buddy, Kevin Bacon, of course) and was rewarded with a friendly bit of small talk from Ivan and his girlfriend. He asked me, "Soooo, how's your day going?" and I rolled my eyes and told them, "I'm so over it." Cause you know, it's so hard being me. We had our moment and they were both very adorable and friendly and we're totally meeting up next weekend for a few games of Parcheesi. OK, I made that up. I don't know how to play Parcheesi.

Then, I rushed through the store, finding the staples I needed and when I reached the fruit and vegetables section, I quickly squeezed past a man pushing a grocery
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Someone get her a job at Interview or something so she can work behind the scenes and then slowly blossom out into the open. Like I'm doing! It's too much, too soon! Rumer Willis appears to have been assured a long time ago that she was going to be a famous icon, and she plans to see that to fruition. She has none of the charisma or talent of her parents, but she's not letting that stop her!

Here she is with other celebs at a screening of "Trembled Blossoms", an animated short, at Prada in Beverly Hills. Some of these chicks need to cut down on the powder. Rumer, for one. And Michelle Trachtenberg. Dawn from Buffy wants to look like beautiful alabaster.

Everyone came out for this one. You've got clinically insane Scientologists, homophobes, and tv polygamists. It's a celeb vortex! Was there a director in the house who's currently casting a flick and needed some ass-licking? I love odd match-ups. I could watch Brooke Shields and Juliette Lewis embrace and laugh together all day. Juliette Lewis knows how to accessorize. Who doesn't love feather earrings like girls wore to
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Talk about a quick jump!

Yesterday we mentioned that Madonna's new album, Hard Candy, was #18 on the Amazon best sellers list for CDs, and it isn't even out ’til April 29th.

Well, today the album is at #2!!!!

So awesome!

Mimi managed to move up as well. She's currently at #40, but still a far distance from her Madjesty.

E=MC2 is out BEFORE Madonna's record (on April 15th), so we're a bit worried about her sales. Hey, at least she's on the list now. Yesterday, Mariah wasn't even on Amazon's top 100!

This looks like a gas fight waiting to happen. Abtastic Andy Baldwin (of The Bachelor fame) was spotted here in Hawaii doing some shirtless gas pumping at a gas station. He is back in the U.S. from a recent tour in Iraq and still clearly carrying around some loaded weapons--THOSE GUNS. Sorry, but I couldn't resist.

On a side note, he's particularly hairless...I don't know how I feel about that. Kind of uncomfortable.

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Pauly Shore gets a little too close for comfort with Robotits!

Vivica A. Fox tries to push the lecherous comedian off her at a party at The Forge in Miami Beach on Wednesday night.

The look in her eyes. The positioning of her hand.

She's ’bout ready to kick him in the balls!

Don't mess with Robotits, honey.

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10 more photos of Kimora Lee Simmons attending the launch her new fragrance 'Baby Phat Fabulosity' at the New York Palace after the jump.

Ha! Can you imagine the toxic shock a snake would experience by swallowing Kate Moss whole? I have a feeling it would hallucinate for days during the digestion of her drug-filled body. Plus, would it really be worth it to enjoy the meager amounts of tough flesh clinging to those supermodel bones of hers? I think not.

Well, as if it weren't enough that the supermodel makes loads of money off a trim body for which she can thank the copious amounts of illicit substances she takes on a daily basis, she's also got good luck when it comes to gambling.

The model was spotted leaving Aspinall's casino the other night, carrying what appeared to be an impressive sum of cash. Nice. I wonder if she's going to add gambling to her laundry list of addictions. Remind me to open up a casino in London that sells black leggings and cocaine. I have a feeling I could get a lot of business.

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It's nice to see people doing good every once in a while.

Ellen DeGeneres has been confirmed to once again join Ryan Seacrest as host of Idol Gives Back on Fox, as part of the yearly American Idol benefit special. The special is set to air on Wednesday, April 9th.

The celebs are coming in full force this year as well. Set to participate are Brad Pitt, Bono, Reese Witherspoon, John Legend, Snoop Dogg, Carrie Underwood, and several others.

The performance lineup is also looking good, with acts like Maroon 5, The Clark Brothers, Boyz II Men (wait, they still perform?), and everyone's favoritest latina Gloria Estefan.

Hopefully with the help of so many viewers, the benefit can help raise millions of dollars this year to fund various charities worldwide. Last year they raised $78 million. Let's hope this year they make it to $100 mil.

We'll be donating. We hope U will too!