Jean Smart has a couple of Emmy’s on her mantle and clearly has no interest in the bumtastic Kardashian family and their woes.
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Peacock topped George Clinton and an upright Sly Stone celebrated George's 67th birthday last night in Hollywood.
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Brooke Hogan has been offered the cover of the 55th Anniversary of Playboy. And she's actually considering doing it! I don't know why I just used an exclamation mark. Oh, that's right; I plan on jabbing it in my eye. NY Daily News reports:

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn't say no.
The "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan's 2006 album "Undiscovered" reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.

Hugh Hefner just heard this news and put down his pipe in disgust: "I never! The day Playboy runs photographs of trannies is the day Hugh Hefner succumbs to senility. I'll see to this." He immediately buzzes his secretary: "Get Marilyn Monroe on the line. Also, I've pooped again and want to watch cartoons."

Video of Brooke discussing the photo shoot after the jump.


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He's been uncovered!


Click here for details on the graffiti artist's true identity.


The man behind the legend!


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Meth faced Ethan Hawke and his new wifey, Ryan Shawhughes, had a baby last Friday in NYC reports UsWeekly. Her name is MyDaddyIsACheatingSkeeze Hawke. No, her name is Clementine Jane Hawke. Like the orange or like the song. "Oh my Darling, oh my Darling, oh my Darling Clementine!"


Ethan and Ryan met while she worked as his nanny when he was still married to Uma Thurman. They made it legal last month. Clementine is Ethan's third kid.


If this dumb bitch needs to hire a nanny, she better use the Fug & Fat Manny Agency. I don't know if there is such a thing, but there should be.


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It's hard to tell what's more shocking, that David "Puck" Rainey has managed to stay alive this long, was allowed to breed or that he was invited to a party in Las Vegas.
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After a tough week that saw her sister head to jail for a parole violation for four long hours Kim Kardashian needed to relax with her mom.  The pair headed out to Beverly Hills for a day of shopping and to get their nails done.  Is it just me or is Kim lokoing even hippier than usual in this outfit??







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Amy Winehouse, for who the hell knows what reason, has been immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds in London. Her parents Mitch and Janis stopped by for the unveiling sans Amy which prompted Mitch to ask Janis "Why couldn't you have had a wax baby? I want a divorce." The AP reports:

The singer's parents, Mitch and Janis Winehouse, attended the unveiling, but the 24-year-old soul diva did not. Her father said she was working and would see the waxwork in the next few weeks.
"This is the reward for her musical achievements and her talent," Mitch Winehouse said, adding the model bears an "incredible" likeness to his daughter.

For even further authenticity, the statue was rolled around the inside of a dumpster out back. These people don't fuck around.


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Brad Pitt's halo has lost a little of its shine.


Poppa Pitt was spotted driving a golf cart with the adorable Shiloh ON HIS LAP.


Daddy and his little girl were not wearing seat belts or helmets.


Not safe!


Click here to see the pictures!


Brad should know better!


Daddy, Shiloh Pax and Maddox were enjoying a family day out at a quad bike track in Miraval when the golf cart pix of Brad and Shiloh were snapped.


Angie must be pissed!


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We mentioned last week that there is reportedly cell-phone video of how Shreveport, Louisiana, cops handled the arrest of actors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright at a wrap party for the flick W.


According to someone who's seen the vid, the actors were cruelly tasered and pepper-sprayed by the popo:


"It shows Josh trying to calm down the cops [outside the Stray Cat bar]. He's saying, 'It's cool, man. Everything's good.' You see Josh and Jeffrey hugging. That's when the cops Mace them. Then they tackle Jeffrey and Taser him. You also hear someone saying, 'What are you doing to that man?' It's disgraceful."


A Shreveport police spokesman said, "We've heard about this video. We'd love to see it, if someone would like to send it to us."


The video is said to be in the hands of a California lawyer.


The cops reportedly have their own video and audio tapes - recorded by some of the 10 officers who responded to a reported disturbance at the wrap party.


The Shreveport Times has called on the city's police chief to release the police tapes, "…it's a bar brawl, not a homicide. Shreveport citizens have a right to view how their officers conducted themselves."


The cop boss has apparently decided to keep the official tapes under wraps until Brolin, Wright and five other members of the W movie crew appear in court on Dec. 2.


A mouthpiece for Brolin declined to comment on "an ongoing legal matter."


We wonder…are the Shreveport cops Republicans and were they angry the flick filmed in their town?


Thank goodness for technology.



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When hot girls dance in bikinis, not even they can keep their eyes off themselves.
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A Perezcious reader in Deutschland tells us that the wacky and tacky Bai Ling will be the "presenter" of the Beijing Olympic Games for the big state-owned TV Station, ZDF.


ZDF is apparently already running trailers proclaiming, "Bai Ling presents the Olympic Games in the ZDF".


Click here and skip to minute 17 to see what happened 'behind the scenes' during Bai's trailer shoots.


Ha!


Looks like they found an interpreter who speaks train wreck!


She's probably so happy to be working!


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